Showing posts with label no work in the office. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no work in the office. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Office on leave - no workload


...Turn on the computer
......Unlock the white drawer
......Open the drawer, and
get the unwashed Starbucks tumbler with a Christmas motif in it - snow, snowflakes and penguins
...Put the brown bag inside the drawer
...Sit down and wait for the computer to complete it's power up process
......Open the thunder-bird e-mail and check if somebody has a job for me
......But just like most ordinary day, there is none
......Open the client access and log on the i-series
......Open another session
... pressing the shift key, then the escape key, then 1, then press the enter key.
This is how it is done here at the client's office if you needed another session, since they don't allow another separate client
...Page-up
..... Page-down....
...Page-up
..... Page-down
.......Read interesting, unimportant emails
.......Page-up
..... Page-down
.......Call the office, and talk over seemingly important, yet unimportant matters
......Page-up
..... Page-down
.......Get water in the water dispenser
.......Drink lots and lots of water to hydrate in this dry area of the office
......Page-up.....
Page-down....
And that's how I spend most of the day whenever I have nothing to do inside this office named*****...
I'm waiting for the work day to end, so I can go home and rest after a looonnngg tiring daay...